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Lesbian Jokes
« on: June 19, 2014, 04:27:31 PM »
Q: How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar?
A: Even the pool table has no balls.

 :-*

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Sumogirl

Re: Lesbian Jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2014, 04:30:56 PM »
One day these three lesbians die and go to heaven.

The angel comes to the first one and asks, “How many times have you cheated on your lover?” The lesbian answers, “Once.” The angel then gives her the keys to a Ferrari and says, “Go drive around heaven.”

The angel then asks the second lesbian, “How many times have you cheated on your lover?” She answers, “Three.” So the angel gives her the keys to an ordinary Toyota and says, “Go drive around heaven.”

The same question is asked of the third lesbian and she says, “Eight times.” The angel gives her the keys to a beat-up Yugo.

After the day is over the three lesbians meet up and the one in the Ferrari is crying her eyes out. The others ask her what’s wrong.

She says, “I just saw my lover. She was riding a tricycle!”

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Sumogirl

Re: Lesbian Jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2014, 04:32:43 PM »
Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench.

One lesbian says to the other, “Take your glasses off, you’re scratching my leg.”

The other one says,”Put your glasses back on, you’re licking the bench!”

 ;D

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Sumogirl

Re: Lesbian Jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2014, 04:34:35 PM »
A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination, the doctor says, “Why, it’s immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?”

The woman responds, “I have a woman in twice a week.”

 ::)

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